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tags: follow the red dot, halloween fun, halloween themed humor, halloween.ppt

I think you will find this amusing since Halloween is right around the corner.

This is a car advertisement from Great Britain . When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you’ll see the white mist crossing in front of the car, then following it along the road… .Spooky! Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you’ll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial. A little creepy but pretty cool!

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tags: funny halloween email forwards, halloween humor, scary .wmv, scary car advertisement from the uk

I noticed that you had a little Halloween spirit in you, however you don’t have a pumpkin out yet.

I thought I would pick you up one last night on my way home .

No thanks or money needed. Just enjoy.

Woo Hoo!!!

tags: a very happy halloween, funny email forwards for the ladies, picked you a sweet pumpkin, sweet pumpkin picture, yummy pumpkin

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!

tags: funny email forwards, funny techie emails, raunchy humor, the first computer, the original computer

wake-up.wmv

tags: cat with a bat, funny kitty animation, funny pets, this is my cat, wake up wmv

Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common when one is
attacked by a vicious rottweiler. Thinking Quickly, the other boy took
his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and
twist, luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping it’s attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.

“Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal…” he starts
writing in his notebook.

“But, I’m not a Bruins fan,” the little hero replied.

“Sorry, Since we’re in Boston, I just assumed you were,” said the
reporter and starts again.

“Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack…” he continued
writing in his notebook. “I’m not a Red Sox fan either!” The boy said.

“I assumed everyone is Boston was either for the Bruins or the Red
Sox. So, what team do you root for?”, the reporter asked.

I’m a Yankees fan!”, the child! beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

“Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet.”

tags: boston red sox humor, funny email forwards, funny sports emails, sports related humor, yankees suck

If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it’s not so bad after all .

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It’s a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.

It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you’re having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, “I l ove my job, I love my job, I love my job.”

Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

tags: bad day at work, bad day on the job, diving emails, diving humor, funny email forwards, you think you’re having a bad day

This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds Like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true.

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road Hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door, only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on!!

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.

Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and….wasn’t drunk.

Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath.

Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other. “Look Paddy…..there’s that f ..king idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!”

tags: an irish ghost story, ethnic emails, halloween scary stories, irish jokes, irish pub humor, scary emails

A blonde has a flat on the interstate one day, so she eases over onto the shoulder of the road and gets out of her car. She walks around to the rear of her car, opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard men. She stands the two lifelike cardboard men at the rear of her vehicle, facing oncoming traffic. These lifelike men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, traffic becomes snarled as people slow to stare at the cardboard men. It wasn’t long before a police car arrives and pulls in behind her vehicle. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde yelling, “what in the hell is going on here?” The blonde calmly replies, “I had a flat tire, officer.” To which the officer responds, “Well, what in God’s name are these obscene cardboard figures doing here at the side of the road?”

“Helloooooo,” she says, “these are my emergency flashers!!”

tags: blonde emails, blonde jokes, flat tire blonde joke, funny emails

Okay so I lied when I said deesinbox.com would have no original content. This is just a little observation about these types of chain emails - they make me just a little nervous for identity theft reasons. However, I guess as long as street address, mother’s maiden name, and SSN are not listed as questions, there is nothing here that could be really damaging! I was happy to see in this one, that the instructions say to not forward but copy and paste into a new email. That is progress in the chain email department!

__________________________________________
Welcome to the 2007 edition of getting to know your
Friends. What you are supposed to do is copy (not
forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new
e-mail that you’ll send. Change all the answers so
they apply to you, and then send this to your friends
including the person who sent it to you. The theory is
that you will learn a lot of little things about your
friends, that you might not have known!

1. What time did you get up this morning? the alarm went off at 5:40 am, however I did hit the snooze button a couple of times!
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds - don’t like pearls
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Bourne Ultimatum
4. What is your favorite TV show? I can’t pick just one
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Coffee or Tea
6. What is your middle name? Lyn
7. What food do you dislike? Bananas, Shredded Coconut
9. What kind of car do you drive? Jeep
10. Favorite sandwich? Ham and Cheese
11. What characteristic do you despise? wishy washiness - give it to me straight!
12. Favorite item of clothing? push up bra with criss cross straps in the back - bless the person who invited it!
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on
vacation, where would you go? Greece, back to Rome
14. What color is your bathroom? one is green, one is blue, and one is mauve/beige
15. Favorite brand name of clothing? Can’t specify one
16. Where would you retire to? someplace warm and sunny
17. What was your most memorable birthday? 35th - I climbed the leaning tower of Pisa!
18. Favorite sport to watch? FOOTBALL
19. Farthest place you are sending this? Massachusetts
20. Who do you least expect to send this back to
you? Don’t Know
21. Person you expect to send it back first? Don’t know
22. Favorite saying? of all the words of tongue and pen the saddest are what might have been
23. When is your birthday? November 14
24. Are you a morning person or a night person? morning
25. What is your shoe size? 8 1/2
26. Pets? Cat and a bird who hates me!
27. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? I wish so badly that I could say I just won Powerball but no such luck!
28. What did you want to be when you were little? I can’t remember
29. What are you wearing today? blue jeans and beige top
30. What is your favorite candy? Anything chocolate
31. Wh at is your favorite flower? Roses and Hydrangeas
32. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? tomorrow - Going to Game 1 of the World Series
33. What church do you attend? I don’t have one in New Hampshire yet. Need to church shop..
34. What is your full name? Right now it is Deirdra Lyn Brown - although it hasn’t always been that
35. What are you listening to right now? All American Rejects - It Ends Tonight
36. What was the last thing you ate? Canolli last night
37. Do you wish on stars? yes
38. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Green
39. How is the weather right now? nice and warm!
40. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Mom
41. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes
42. Favorite soft drink? Fresca
43. Favorite restaurant? Cheesecake Factory
44. Hair color? brown
45. Favorite day of the year? Christmas Morning
46. What was your favorite toy as a child? light brite
47. Summer or winter? Summer
48. Hugs or Kisses? Both
49. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
50. Do you want your friends to email you back? Sure - if they have the time
51. When was the last time you cried? Saturday night
52. What is under your bed? probably a few dust bunnies
53. What did you do last night? picked up Mom at the airport, went to dinner at Carrabas, went grocery shopping, watched How I met your Mother and Two and a Half Men
54. Favorite smell? Coty face powder (reminds me of my grandmother)
55. What are you afraid of? breast cancer and heart disease
56. Plain, buttered, or salted Popcorn? Buttered and Salted
57. How many keys on your key ring? 14
58. How many years at your current job? 2 1/2
59. Favorite day of the week? Sunday
60. How many cities have you lived in? 5
61. Do you make friends easily? Yes
62. How many people will you be sending this to? everyone on the world wide web

tags: friend personality quiz, friend quizzes, getting to know you chain emails, getting to know you emails, identity theft, learn about your friends