Flat Tire
A blonde has a flat on the interstate one day, so she eases over onto the shoulder of the road and gets out of her car. She walks around to the rear of her car, opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard men. She stands the two lifelike cardboard men at the rear of her vehicle, facing oncoming traffic. These lifelike men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, traffic becomes snarled as people slow to stare at the cardboard men. It wasn’t long before a police car arrives and pulls in behind her vehicle. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde yelling, “what in the hell is going on here?” The blonde calmly replies, “I had a flat tire, officer.” To which the officer responds, “Well, what in God’s name are these obscene cardboard figures doing here at the side of the road?”
“Helloooooo,” she says, “these are my emergency flashers!!”
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