Two Kentucky hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen…
Two Kentucky hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple
of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a corn dog, begins to cough.
After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swallar?” The
woman shakes her head no.
“Kin ya breathe?”
The woman begins to turn blue; eyes widen and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the corn dog
flies out of her mouth. She begins to breath again.
The Hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, “Ya know, I’d Heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’,
but I ain’t never seed nobody do it!”
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