Have you ever spoken and wished that….
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are Testimonials of a few women who did….
> FIRST TESTIMONY:
> I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
> asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?”
> I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband
> didn’t say a word… he knew better.
>
> SECOND TESTIMONY:
> I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I
> was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing
> for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
> gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
> Without thinking, I looked at him and said, “I think I like playing
> with mens balls”.
>
> THIRD TESTIMONY:
> My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
> variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case,
> the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied,
> “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” My sister started to laugh
> hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
> away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
>
> FOURTH TESTIMONY:
> While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
> release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab
> hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from
> other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving “right
> now” she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye
> and said in a voice just as threatening, “If you don’t let me go
> right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-
> pee last night!” The silence was deafening after this enlightening
> exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered
> up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
> daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind
> me, were screams of laughter.
>
> FIFTH TESTIMONY:
> Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-
> year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on
> him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch,
> in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
> enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked
> my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny
> had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to
> go, and he said “No”. I kept thinking “Oh Lord, that child has had
> an accident, and I don’t have any clothes with me.” Then I said,
> “Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?” “No,” he replied.
> I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
> getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, “Danny did you have
> an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent
> over, spread his cheeks and yelled “SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!”
> While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
> calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel
> better, thanking me for the best laugh they’d ever had!
>
> SIXTH TESTIMONY:
> This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a
> very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely
> think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but
> don’t get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it
> was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and
> asked: “So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?”
> Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too
> they were laughing so hard!
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