Comments on: Why you never question a drunk

By: mark

mark — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:27:35 +0000

played

By: nertz

nertz — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:24:20 +0000

and then the clerk was fired and had to resort to selling drugs to children to pay his bills.

By: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:22:24 +0000

It is funny because it didn’t happen to me.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:57:57 +0000

^ above is good but dont mention the ‘grotescly hidieoous and ugly’ bit, uins the joke.

By: ENkjd

ENkjd — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:30:28 +0000

The internet is not a dumpster.

By: Madam' I'm adam

Madam' I'm adam — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:03:16 +0000

Alternately…

A grotesquely hideous and ugly woman walks up to the check-out counter at a grocery store with her two kids. As she placed her items on the belt the clerk asked “Wow, are those kids of yours twins?”

The woman said in astonishment “Well of course not, my older child is 12 and my younger one is 4. They don’t even look similar. Why would you think they are twins?

The clerk replied “Well, because you’re so damn ugly that I can’t believe anyone would be dumb enough to fuck you twice.”

By: Jim Mcfalls

Jim Mcfalls — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:03:04 +0000

Loved it.

By: Jackies Jungle » Blog Archive » Why You Never Ask a Drunk a Question

Jackies Jungle » Blog Archive » Why You Never Ask a Drunk a Question — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:09:44 +0000

[...] Some how alcohol makes you more honest but probably just too dumb to lie. Today I came across Dee’s Inbox. At this site there this joke entitled, “Why you never ask a drunk a question.” [...]

By: Samm I Amm

Samm I Amm — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:32:54 +0000

Saw this referenced at http://www.SubliminalMessages.Com . Brilliant! Just wish I didn’t drink the cough syrup before visiting.