The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically
Telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
Suggestion.
‘If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
Toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds’
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
‘How long will this take?’ I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies. I
Stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
My breasts every day will make my breasts l arger over the years?’
Without missing a beat he says ‘Worked for your butt, didn’t it?’
He ’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
Again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
Straw.
Stupid, stupid man
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