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13th May 2008

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work–Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
· it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 641609489

posted in For the Gentlemen | 0 Comments

12th May 2008

Pool Problem…

This is really funny!!!

These people were always finding water all over their pool deck and furniture, every time they came home, after being away for a few hours. They thought the neighborhood kids were waiting for them to leave, and using the pool. However, they could never catch them doing it. So, they set up their video cam and left. This is what they found.

posted in For Pets, Funny Animals, youTube collection | 2 Comments

12th May 2008

Why I Was Fired!

For the last company picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups.

posted in Misc | 1 Comment

1st May 2008

Back on track…

deesinbox.com had been down for several weeks due to technical difficulties. However after database upgrades, myphpAdmin upgrades, and wordpress upgrades things are HOPEFULLY running smoothly again! Stay tuned for a backlog of months worth of impressive spam… :D

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