12th May 2008

Why I Was Fired!

posted in Misc |

For the last company picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups.

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  1. 1 On May 13th, 2008, max said:

    Now THOSE are decent cups!!!!!

  2. 2 On November 25th, 2008, Caribou Lou said:

    Congratulations, you’re hired.

  3. 3 On November 25th, 2008, Shokora said:

    LOL! Awesome thing to do :D Too bad you lost your job over this. But hey if they act this childish about something as small as this, you might be better off anyway.

  4. 4 On November 25th, 2008, Jeep said:

    Obviously you have ingenuity…you think outside the “normal” sized cup. Those skills will take you far…as long as you remember when to use your super powers for good and perhaps not when they might get you fired…unless you enjoy that sort of thing.

  5. 5 On November 25th, 2008, Kevin said:

    Where did you get these???

  6. 6 On November 25th, 2008, pete said:

    anyone that could fire someone for doing that has absolutely no sense of humor at all.. well played indeed!

  7. 7 On November 26th, 2008, Cory said:

    keg party anyone? bring your own cups

  8. 8 On November 26th, 2008, Chemo said:

    Where can I find those? That’s brill.

  9. 9 On November 26th, 2008, warren said:

    yeah seriously. Btw, where did you order from? I have the same situation and am in charge of the cups. I need some of those.

  10. 10 On November 26th, 2008, BG said:

    Where did you get those?

  11. 11 On November 26th, 2008, ButtChamber said:

    uoodɯɐʇ uooqɯɐq WE NEED WEED AND CREAMY CHICKEN GRAVY

  12. 12 On November 26th, 2008, JB said:

    OMG LOL LOL LOL NOOB

  13. 13 On November 26th, 2008, Nicholas said:

    Epic, freaking epic!

  14. 14 On November 26th, 2008, Gustav said:

    hahah! Now that’s what I call getting fired in style! I take my hat off to you sir, that was excellently played

  15. 15 On November 26th, 2008, Jo said:

    You are a genius. Where can you order those from?

  16. 16 On November 26th, 2008, mike said:

    i think you should have denied ordering those cups and blamed it on the suppler. it was after his fault for misreading your order. rotflmao

  17. 17 On November 26th, 2008, Frank said:

    Hehehe, that is a funny joke. Good photoshop.

  18. 18 On November 27th, 2008, scarabeetle101 said:

    where do you get those cups from?

  19. 19 On November 27th, 2008, karly said:

    where do i get some of those!?

  20. 20 On November 27th, 2008, FaNo said:

    get a job where your boss is clever enough to admire your great ideas!! these are the best cups for any occasion!

    Where can I buy them?

  21. 21 On November 27th, 2008, jodi said:

    Glub, glub, glub, glub

  22. 22 On November 27th, 2008, jacob said:

    are those trash cans?

  23. 23 On November 27th, 2008, Angie said:

    He is a smart guy. If I was his boss I wouldn’t fire the smartest guy who works for me.

  24. 24 On November 27th, 2008, shrek said:

    Shopped, definitely shopped. I’ve seen a few in my time, and you can tell by the pixels

  25. 25 On November 27th, 2008, Bill Olsen said:

    Half empty or half full? Who cares?

  26. 26 On November 27th, 2008, bil said:

    r those d cups

  27. 27 On November 27th, 2008, MICHAEL J. SCHMITZ said:

    I GUESS THE DRINKS ARE’NT FREE AT THAT SIZE.

  28. 28 On November 27th, 2008, jaystar said:

    that is awesome!

  29. 29 On November 28th, 2008, clive said:

    never mind the cups……where you find so many midgets…..

  30. 30 On November 28th, 2008, bhargav said:

    because that’s not the first one

  31. 31 On November 28th, 2008, ryan said:

    you could play a game of giant beerpong with those cups and a couple volleyballs!
    (might I ask where you got those?)

  32. 32 On November 28th, 2008, Asshat said:

    Stop writing shit that’s unfunny, used before and put an old image that was funny 20 years ago up along with it, please?

  33. 33 On November 29th, 2008, Jason said:

    Good one !

    I would have argued the firing though, you followed directions after all didn’t you ?

  34. 34 On November 29th, 2008, Dan said:

    Awesome. Where did you get hold of those cups? … They’re amazing lol

  35. 35 On November 29th, 2008, jennie said:

    yeah if i would have been you i would have given the boss the biggest cup gotten him drunk then tied him to a telephone pole yep he would have fried you anyway whay not!

  36. 36 On November 30th, 2008, Original Content said:

    How about credit for the pic. Oh, wait, you don’t KNOW who made the pic, nobody does, because it’s been running around the net for like 8 years, and ends up in some bloggers post EVERY DAMN DAY with all of them adding some (un)funny caption to it as if it was theirs.

    Fail.

  37. 37 On November 30th, 2008, gooey said:

    Maybe it was because the cups were white. Perhaps they were concerned that the were employing a racist. I see no other possible issue.

  38. 38 On December 1st, 2008, maxima said:

    Looks like the green person shat in his cup.

  39. 39 On December 1st, 2008, swis said:

    id pay $5 for that at any keg party, when is the next one?

  40. 40 On December 1st, 2008, Jess said:

    Nice photoshop. Took me a minute to catch it, but once I did it looks like someone put quite a bit of work into it. I’m guessing at least 8 different images, I’m suprised there’s no worth1000 logo.

  41. 41 On December 4th, 2008, kate said:

    Oh my god! That is hilarious! Shouldn’t be fired for creativity and humor!

  42. 42 On December 4th, 2008, kamikaze goldfish said:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    Also, that picture is photoshopped

  43. 43 On December 20th, 2008, Anonymous said:

    Well, yeah you were fired. The cups aren’t all the same. N00B.

  44. 44 On December 26th, 2008, sertrbl said:

    maybe they fired you for giving the alcohol cups to minors?

  45. 45 On January 7th, 2009, Fail said:

    Old Picture, very old. Seen it years ago, somehow I think your a lier…

  46. 46 On January 29th, 2009, Evie said:

    Fired For Having A Sense Of Humor.
    Sucks That You Lost Your Job, But It Was Still A Good Prank.

  47. 47 On January 30th, 2009, Tyson said:

    FIRST!

  48. 48 On May 11th, 2009, sex shop said:

    thanks

  49. 49 On May 11th, 2009, seks shop said:

    thanks

  50. 50 On May 23rd, 2009, DarkSock said:

    I peed in a cat once.

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