Blonde Teenager
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
summer, decided to hire herself out as a ‘handy-woman’ and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
‘Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,’ he said,
‘How much will you charge me?’
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, ‘How about $50?’
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and
everything she would need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband,
‘Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
house?’
He responded, ‘That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?’
The wife replied, ‘You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe
all those dumb blonde jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.’
After a time, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money. “You’re finished already”, the startled husband asked.
“Yes”, the blonde replied, “and I even had paint left over, so I
gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and
handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
“And by the way”, ‘the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a
Lexus.”