Dee’s Inbox

Photographic evidence of where the term ‘Dickhead’ came from.

Since we all can’t F*ck Matt Damon on Valentine’s Day I suggest loving the one your with!!!

tags: crazy songs, duets, matt damon duet, raunchy jimmy kimmel skit, sarah silverman scores with this duet

tags: comic email forwards, cute funnies, funny comics, raunchy comics, raunchy funnies

tags: charlie brown misery, funny adult swim cartoon, funny adult swim holiday peanuts gang skit, peanuts gang humor, sally kills snoopy, sickness, snoopy gets it

DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER
FROM OUR SEX TOYS WEBSITE.

YOU’VE REQUESTED THE LARGE RED
VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL
DISPLAY.

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM.

THAT’S OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER

tags: funny xmas emails, naughty xmas email forwards, naughty xmas emails, raunchy xmas emails, xmas buyers beware

tags: omg, funny xmas emails photos, i want to sit on santas lap, naughty santa photos, naughty santas, santa humor for the ladies, santas lap, who wants to sit on santas lap, xxxmas

ultrasoundofdevelopingbaby.pps

tags: look how fast a baby grows up, ultrasound humor, ultrasound of a developing baby

Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
“Pies, you Dumb Ass”
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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings’ horses,
And all the kings’ men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad……..
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

tags: adult nursery rhymes, funny adult emails, funny nursery rhymes, naughty nursery rhymes

I noticed that you had a little Halloween spirit in you, however you don’t have a pumpkin out yet.

I thought I would pick you up one last night on my way home .

No thanks or money needed. Just enjoy.

Woo Hoo!!!

tags: a very happy halloween, funny email forwards for the ladies, picked you a sweet pumpkin, sweet pumpkin picture, yummy pumpkin