So there I was . .. . just relaxing in front of the T.V.
When the kids yelled, “Hey Mom! Come see the kittens.”
tags: animal humor, baby skunks, funny photos, pseudo kittens
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Hope this works for you girls
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey’s kiss
Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That’s why I had to pass this on, I didn’t want to risk it.
tags: diet humor, diets to prevent stress, funny diet humor, holiday diet, holiday diet humor, stress diets, stressed spelled backwards is desserts, ways to keep off the poulds during the holidays
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tags: omg, funny xmas emails photos, i want to sit on santas lap, naughty santa photos, naughty santas, santa humor for the ladies, santas lap, who wants to sit on santas lap, xxxmas
posted in A Little Raunchy, Careful at Work & Around Kiddies, For Moms, For the Ladies, Xmas | 0 Comments
ultrasoundofdevelopingbaby.pps
tags: look how fast a baby grows up, ultrasound humor, ultrasound of a developing baby
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Quote from the mom:
“This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard.”
Well, of course they’re scissors. If you know someone with small children or you are a teacher…you will love this! I can certainly imagine seeing this one proudly displayed on the mother’s fridge at home…
tags: children’s drawings, funny children’s drawings, funny photos, scissors that looks like something else
posted in A Little Raunchy, For Moms, For Teachers, Funny Pictures | 1 Comment
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I noticed that you had a little Halloween spirit in you, however you don’t have a pumpkin out yet.
I thought I would pick you up one last night on my way home .
No thanks or money needed. Just enjoy.
Woo Hoo!!!
tags: a very happy halloween, funny email forwards for the ladies, picked you a sweet pumpkin, sweet pumpkin picture, yummy pumpkin
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