1st December 2009

GOLD WRAPPING PAPER

I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too.

I’ve chosen. Now it’s your turn to choose.

The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.

Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, “This is for you, Momma.”

The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner.

“Don’t you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there’s supposed to be something inside the package?”
She had tears in her eyes and said, “Oh, Momma, it’s not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.”

The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.

An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it is told that the mother kept that gold box by her bed for all the years of her life.

Whenever she was discouraged or faced difficult problems she would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a Golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.

You now have two choices:
1. Pass this on to your friends, or
2. Delete it and act like it didn’t touch your heart.

As you can see, I took choice No. 1. Friends are like angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

If you receive this more than once in return just know that your friends have also thought of you!

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15th December 2007

The Kittens!

So there I was . .. . just relaxing in front of the T.V.

When the kids yelled, “Hey Mom! Come see the kittens.”

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10th December 2007

Stress Diet

Hope this works for you girls

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey’s kiss

Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That’s why I had to pass this on, I didn’t want to risk it.

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9th December 2007

Who wants to sit on Santa’s lap?? Girls!!

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30th November 2007

I Think Mommy is Santa

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29th November 2007

Ultrasound

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13th November 2007

In my next life I’m going to be a bear!

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7th November 2007

Of course they’re scissors

Quote from the mom:

“This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard.”

Well, of course they’re scissors. If you know someone with small children or you are a teacher…you will love this! I can certainly imagine seeing this one proudly displayed on the mother’s fridge at home…

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4th November 2007

Menopausal Women at the Mall

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31st October 2007

I picked you a Pumpkin

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I noticed that you had a little Halloween spirit in you, however you don’t have a pumpkin out yet.

I thought I would pick you up one last night on my way home .

No thanks or money needed. Just enjoy.

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Woo Hoo!!!

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