Dee’s Inbox

Quote from the mom:

“This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard.”

Well, of course they’re scissors. If you know someone with small children or you are a teacher…you will love this! I can certainly imagine seeing this one proudly displayed on the mother’s fridge at home…

tags: children’s drawings, funny children’s drawings, funny photos, scissors that looks like something else

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?

Michael said, Just a minute I have to go pee ………………….

The teacher responded by saying, That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it ?

Sherman said, I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll
be
right back ……………………

That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the
dinner table.

And you little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good
manners ????

“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment ? I have
to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
you to
after dinner.”

The teacher fainted …………………….

tags: funny emails for teachers, funny students, humor for teachers, the polite way to be excused