Dee’s Inbox

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop: “I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer”.

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop. “And how did you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly.
“The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me.
Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?”

ACTUALLY, SOME OF US ASK THE SAME QUESTION EVERY MORNING!

*Woman comes home and tells her husband:
“Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well,
they’re gone.”
“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”
His wife replies: “Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
‘I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.’
It worked! The headaches are all gone.”
Well, that is wonderful” Said the husband.
His wife then says,
“You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these
Last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do
anything for that?”
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,
picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!”
The husband says, “Don’t move! I will be right back.”
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better
than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
Sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
“She’s not my wife.
She’s not my wife.
She’s not my wife!”
His funeral service will be held on Saturday.