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This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31.

Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling
around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything
in her mouth.

They grow up so fast, don’t they?

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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, ‘My father’s an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
all night for money.’

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, ‘Is that really true about your father?’ ‘No’,
the boy said, ‘He works for the Democratic National Committee and is
helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.’

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men’s room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, “Welcome to the gentlemen’s room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.

But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!”

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, “I think I’m the most intelligent of us three,” and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands

Al Gore stepped up and said, “I think I’m the most aware of the environmental problems of us three,” and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said,

“I think…,” and was promptly sucked into the mirror.