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Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common when one is
attacked by a vicious rottweiler. Thinking Quickly, the other boy took
his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and
twist, luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping it’s attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.

“Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal…” he starts
writing in his notebook.

“But, I’m not a Bruins fan,” the little hero replied.

“Sorry, Since we’re in Boston, I just assumed you were,” said the
reporter and starts again.

“Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack…” he continued
writing in his notebook. “I’m not a Red Sox fan either!” The boy said.

“I assumed everyone is Boston was either for the Bruins or the Red
Sox. So, what team do you root for?”, the reporter asked.

I’m a Yankees fan!”, the child! beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

“Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet.”

tags: boston red sox humor, funny email forwards, funny sports emails, sports related humor, yankees suck

Our Father, who art at Fenway
Baseball be thy game,
Thy kingdom come,
World Series won,
On earth, then onto the Cask’n Flagon
Give us this day, a perfect Beckett
And forgive us our losses,
As we forgive those,
Like Bill Buckner.
And lead us not into depression,
but deliver us from this long week of waiting,
For thine is the Power
and the Glory
To beat the Indians
Forever and ever, Amen.

GOOOOO REEEDDDDD SOOOXXXXX!

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. “Ma ‘am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…”
“Damn!” says the little old lady … “I’d better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!”
“Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?”
“Oh, no”, says the little old lady.
“You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!”
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingy through the bushes, I yell: ‘$20 or off it comes!’”
“Hey, not a bad idea!” laughs the cop. “Good luck!” By the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Well”, says the little old lady, “Not all of them pay”

Three baseball fans were on their way home from a game when they noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They looked and discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Cub fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”
“Well,”said the officer, “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole.”

tags: yankees fans suck, baseball humor, cubs fans, red sox fans, three baseball fans

You don’t have to live in the U.S. to know that FOOTBALL IS KING! But the game wouldn’t be complete without the cheerleaders, and here are some of footballs finest:

The LSU’S Golden Girls!

The Alabama Crimsonettes

The West Virginia Mountaineers

tags: football is king, lsu’s golden girls, the alabama crimsonettes, the west virginia mountaineers, funny emails, funny photos