24th July 2008

11 People on a Rope

Eleven people were hanging on a rope,

under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,

so they decided that one had to leave,

because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren’t able to choose that person,

until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,

because, as a woman,

she was used to giving up everything

for her husband and kids or for men in general,

and was used to always making sacrifices

with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,

all the men started clapping . . . . . . .

SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO

THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY

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25th January 2008

FW: Snow Fairy

You have been chosen to receive the Blessing of the Snow Fairy!

The Snow Fairy will bring you good luck for one year!

May you be blessed by his good deeds!

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You must pass the Snow Fairy to 7 people within 60 seconds to receive your one year blessing….HURRY!

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16th January 2008

Better Get This Back … L O L

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Hey, Pretty Lady!
THIS IS A TOAST…. 2 US..

FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,
THE LOSERS WHO HAD US,
AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!!

SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!!

You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 prettiest ladies on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you’re really pretty. If you break the chain you’ll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and let them know they are pretty.

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13th January 2008

Pepsi to market a new “hard” drink

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’,
‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don’t send this to five old friends right away there will be
five fewer people laughing in the world.

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20th December 2007

Prayer wheel for our soldiers… please don’t break it

When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world.

‘Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen.’

There is nothing attached. This can be very powerful. Just send this to all the people in your address book. Do not stop the wheel, please.

Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine & others deployed in harm’s way, prayer is the very best one.

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25th November 2007

Christmas Joy

When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful, special people, who have sacrificed so much, would get.

When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following:

A Recovering American Soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue, NW
Washington, DC. 20307-5001

If you approve of the idea, please pass it on to your e-mail list.

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13th November 2007

In my next life I’m going to be a bear!

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3rd November 2007

E-Mail Etiquette

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Thank you to my friends who already do this. (sending it to you to in case you want to forward to any of your contacts)

Click on ‘Create Mail’, then click on ‘To’ and when your contact list comes up click on the person you want to send to and put it in the ‘BCC’ section instead of the ‘To’ section.

It’s a little harder in Yahoo … send it to yourself and then put the rest of the recipients in the BCC section. That way you are not sharing the email addresses of people who don’t want theirs shared.

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23rd October 2007

2007 Version of Getting to Know You!

Okay so I lied when I said deesinbox.com would have no original content. This is just a little observation about these types of chain emails - they make me just a little nervous for identity theft reasons. However, I guess as long as street address, mother’s maiden name, and SSN are not listed as questions, there is nothing here that could be really damaging! I was happy to see in this one, that the instructions say to not forward but copy and paste into a new email. That is progress in the chain email department!

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Welcome to the 2007 edition of getting to know your
Friends. What you are supposed to do is copy (not
forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new
e-mail that you’ll send. Change all the answers so
they apply to you, and then send this to your friends
including the person who sent it to you. The theory is
that you will learn a lot of little things about your
friends, that you might not have known!

1. What time did you get up this morning? the alarm went off at 5:40 am, however I did hit the snooze button a couple of times!
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds - don’t like pearls
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Bourne Ultimatum
4. What is your favorite TV show? I can’t pick just one
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Coffee or Tea
6. What is your middle name? Lyn
7. What food do you dislike? Bananas, Shredded Coconut
9. What kind of car do you drive? Jeep
10. Favorite sandwich? Ham and Cheese
11. What characteristic do you despise? wishy washiness - give it to me straight!
12. Favorite item of clothing? push up bra with criss cross straps in the back - bless the person who invited it!
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on
vacation, where would you go? Greece, back to Rome
14. What color is your bathroom? one is green, one is blue, and one is mauve/beige
15. Favorite brand name of clothing? Can’t specify one
16. Where would you retire to? someplace warm and sunny
17. What was your most memorable birthday? 35th - I climbed the leaning tower of Pisa!
18. Favorite sport to watch? FOOTBALL
19. Farthest place you are sending this? Massachusetts
20. Who do you least expect to send this back to
you? Don’t Know
21. Person you expect to send it back first? Don’t know
22. Favorite saying? of all the words of tongue and pen the saddest are what might have been
23. When is your birthday? November 14
24. Are you a morning person or a night person? morning
25. What is your shoe size? 8 1/2
26. Pets? Cat and a bird who hates me!
27. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? I wish so badly that I could say I just won Powerball but no such luck!
28. What did you want to be when you were little? I can’t remember
29. What are you wearing today? blue jeans and beige top
30. What is your favorite candy? Anything chocolate
31. Wh at is your favorite flower? Roses and Hydrangeas
32. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? tomorrow - Going to Game 1 of the World Series
33. What church do you attend? I don’t have one in New Hampshire yet. Need to church shop..
34. What is your full name? Right now it is Deirdra Lyn Brown - although it hasn’t always been that ;)
35. What are you listening to right now? All American Rejects - It Ends Tonight
36. What was the last thing you ate? Canolli last night
37. Do you wish on stars? yes
38. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Green
39. How is the weather right now? nice and warm!
40. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Mom
41. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes
42. Favorite soft drink? Fresca
43. Favorite restaurant? Cheesecake Factory
44. Hair color? brown
45. Favorite day of the year? Christmas Morning
46. What was your favorite toy as a child? light brite
47. Summer or winter? Summer
48. Hugs or Kisses? Both
49. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
50. Do you want your friends to email you back? Sure - if they have the time
51. When was the last time you cried? Saturday night
52. What is under your bed? probably a few dust bunnies
53. What did you do last night? picked up Mom at the airport, went to dinner at Carrabas, went grocery shopping, watched How I met your Mother and Two and a Half Men
54. Favorite smell? Coty face powder (reminds me of my grandmother)
55. What are you afraid of? breast cancer and heart disease
56. Plain, buttered, or salted Popcorn? Buttered and Salted
57. How many keys on your key ring? 14
58. How many years at your current job? 2 1/2
59. Favorite day of the week? Sunday
60. How many cities have you lived in? 5
61. Do you make friends easily? Yes
62. How many people will you be sending this to? everyone on the world wide web ;)

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3rd October 2007

Am I a Fireman Yet??

In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia.

Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination.
Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up &
Fulfill all his dreams.
Now that was no longer possible.
The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son’s dream to come true.

She took her son’s hand and asked,
“Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up?

Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with
Your life?”

Mommy, “I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.”

Mom smiled back and said, “Let’s see if we can make your wish come true.” Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big
As Phoenix .

She explained her son’s final wish and
Asked if it might be possible to give her
6 year

Old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.

Fireman Bob said, “Look, we can do better than
That. If you’ll have your son ready at seven o’clock
Wednesday morning, we’ll make him an honorary
Fireman for the whole day.

He can come down to the fire station, eat with us,
Go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards!

And if you’ll give us his sizes, we’ll get a real fire uniform

For him, with a real fire hat - not a toy —
One-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department
On it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.

They’re all manufactured right here in Phoenix , so
We can get them fast.”

Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy,
Dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from
His hospital bed to the waiting Hook and ladder truck.

Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help
Steer it back to the fire station.

He was in heaven.

There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day
And Billy got to go out on all three calls
He rode in the different fire engines, the
Paramedic’s’ van, and even the fire chief’s car.
He was also videotaped for the local news program.

Having his dream come true,
With all the Love and attention that was lavished
Upon him, so deeply touched Billy,
That he lived three months longer than any doctor
Thought possible.

One night all of his vital signs began to drop

Dramatically and the head nurse, who believed

In the hospice concept - that no one
Should die alon e, began to call the family
Members to the hospital.
Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a
Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would

Be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital

To be with Billy as he made his transition.
The chief replied, “We can do better than that.
We’ll be there in five minutes.
Will you please do me a favor?
When you hear the sirens screaming and see the

Lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system,

That there is not a fire?
It’s the department coming to see one of its finest
Members one more time.

And will you open the window to his room?

About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck
Arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to
Billy’s third floor open window——–
16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy’s room.
With his mother’s permission, they hugged him and held him
And told him how much they LOVED him.

With his dying breath,
Billy looked up at the fire chief and said,
“Chief, am I really a fireman now?”

“Billy, you are, and the Head Chief,
Jesus, is holding your hand,” the chief said

With those words, Billy smiled and said,
“I know, He’s been holding my hand all day, and
The angels have been singing..”

He closed his eyes one last time.

My instructions were to send this to at least four
People that I wanted God to bless and I picked you.

Please pass this to at least four people you want To be blessed. This story is powerful and there is nothing Attached,
PLEASE do not break this pattern; Uplifting stories are one of the best gifts we receive.

There is no cost, but a lot of rewards, let’s continue to uplift one another

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