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What goes through a man’s mind and a woman’s mind when someone says “Let’s go for a drink”? Observe these three flowcharts.

Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by
layers of snow that react to different conditions.

Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills
up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form.

When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can
freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a green
stripe.

Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when
the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.

Lets set the scene first:-

One 65′ custom-built motor yacht replete with 4 staterooms, state-of-the-art
galley, GPS System and navigation radar, twin supercharged diesel engines,
etc.

Cost:……………….. $4,500,000..00

Being prepared for maiden launch. Crane transfer from quayside to water.

Other costs

Crane + rigging + labour engaged
for 2 hours………………………………….= $2,500.00

Champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries with cream …..=$300.00

Music dockside for ’soon-to-be-owners’ and a small group of friends…. = $500.00

Photographer to capture the happy moment…………………………………………….. = $350.00

..and
then……

Watching from quayside as a ( $55.00 ) faulty turnbuckle on the
hoisting rig collapses & …………… your dream boat nosedives into the
harbor with two corporate representatives [ one in the bridge and the other seen
'hanging' in the stern ] performing the handover routine just prior to
inking the final paperwork…

PRICELESS!

For the last company picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups.

deesinbox.com had been down for several weeks due to technical difficulties. However after database upgrades, myphpAdmin upgrades, and wordpress upgrades things are HOPEFULLY running smoothly again! Stay tuned for a backlog of months worth of impressive spam…

New use for Windex

It’ll keep you from streaking.

Have a Great Day!

Now, COME ON! That is funny. I don’t care who you are!!!

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You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on…

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’

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Hey, Pretty Lady!
THIS IS A TOAST…. 2 US..

FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,
THE LOSERS WHO HAD US,
AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!!

SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!!

You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 prettiest ladies on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you’re really pretty. If you break the chain you’ll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and let them know they are pretty.

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Great News!

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