Dee’s Inbox

For the last company picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups.

deesinbox.com had been down for several weeks due to technical difficulties. However after database upgrades, myphpAdmin upgrades, and wordpress upgrades things are HOPEFULLY running smoothly again! Stay tuned for a backlog of months worth of impressive spam…

New use for Windex

It’ll keep you from streaking.

Have a Great Day!

Now, COME ON! That is funny. I don’t care who you are!!!

tags: streaker drinks windex, stupid email forwards, uses for windex

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on…

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’

tags: abbott & costello, bud abbott, funny abbott and costello humor, funny computer parody, lou costello, who’s on first humor

Hey, Pretty Lady!
THIS IS A TOAST…. 2 US..

FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,
THE LOSERS WHO HAD US,
AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!!

SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!!

You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 prettiest ladies on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you’re really pretty. If you break the chain you’ll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and let them know they are pretty.

disney desperate housewives, funny animations, funny chain emails

Great News!

Click below:

christmas_bonus.pps

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are Testimonials of a few women who did….

> FIRST TESTIMONY:
> I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
> asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?”
> I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband
> didn’t say a word… he knew better.
>
> SECOND TESTIMONY:
> I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I
> was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing
> for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
> gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
> Without thinking, I looked at him and said, “I think I like playing
> with mens balls”.
>
> THIRD TESTIMONY:
> My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
> variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case,
> the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied,
> “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” My sister started to laugh
> hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
> away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
>
> FOURTH TESTIMONY:
> While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
> release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab
> hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from
> other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving “right
> now” she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye
> and said in a voice just as threatening, “If you don’t let me go
> right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-
> pee last night!” The silence was deafening after this enlightening
> exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered
> up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
> daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind
> me, were screams of laughter.
>
> FIFTH TESTIMONY:
> Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-
> year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on
> him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch,
> in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
> enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked
> my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny
> had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to
> go, and he said “No”. I kept thinking “Oh Lord, that child has had
> an accident, and I don’t have any clothes with me.” Then I said,
> “Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?” “No,” he replied.
> I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
> getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, “Danny did you have
> an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent
> over, spread his cheeks and yelled “SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!”
> While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
> calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel
> better, thanking me for the best laugh they’d ever had!
>
> SIXTH TESTIMONY:
> This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a
> very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely
> think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but
> don’t get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it
> was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and
> asked: “So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?”
> Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too
> they were laughing so hard!

tags: take back the words, wish you could take back words, words that can’t be taken back

Someone went to a lot of trouble to put this video together. It is well
worth the time for a couple minutes of enjoyment.
This is great …. Turn up volume, sit back and enjoy a review of
50 years of history in less than 3 minutes! Thanks to Billy Joel and someone
from the University of Chicago with too much time on Google!

Just click on this link:

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~yeli23/Flash/Fire.html

When the song starts it helps to click on ” Lyrics ” in the lower right.

Love your enemies and keep your gun oiled

tags: cool website with images to billy joel song, we didn’t start the fire flash animation

When my inbox reached 4,000 emails I realized something had to be done about it!  Working in an office means receiving and sharing large quanties of entertaining emails from family, friends, and colleagues.  Things especially pick up on Friday’s when huge amounts of email start circulating.  TGIF!!! 

Even though I’ve directed people to send non-work related emails to my personal email off-campus, I still felt guilty for perpetuating the spam by continuing to pass along funny emails.  This is especially weighs on my conscience as I work in Information Technology and have sympathy for the woes of email administrators. 

One solution would be to stop sharing email and just delete it, however, I feel it isn’t right to deprive my peeps of entertaintment that helps the time pass, especially for clockwatchers doing the Monday through Friday grind like myself.

So here it is….THE SPAM STOPS HERE!  I now will publish all entertaining spam I receive in a categorized organized format.  If I do feel the need to send someone a funny email, I will instead send them a link to a blog posting instead.  There will be no personal content on this blog, only emails received. 

If you are one of my regular email contributers, keep the email coming, and don’t worry I will not give you attribution, unless of course you want it!